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James: The first time I had to shave my balls was for less than romantic reasons. Quite the opposite, actually. It was for my vasectomy. That was back in the caveman days, when men were hairy and proud. Hell, everyone was hairy. I enjoyed telling my friends of my terrible ordeal. Did you cut it? Yes. Does it itch? Horribly. I swore I would never do it again. Then came Jayme. She began trimming hers more and more—first leaving a little “V,” then an “I,” then all the way to “Oh my god!” While I admit that the first time I saw it all gone on her, I wasn’t immediately excited, I warmed up to the idea very quickly. Now I can’t imagine it any other way. It was smoother, easier to navigate, and oh so out there. I found myself wanting to spend much more time admiring the view from close up.
I knew how much I liked it, so I began to slowly remove mine as well. First, just some good trimming, a manicure of sorts. Then I went for it. I shaved those bad boys clean. I must say that they had never had that much attention before. Apparently, she liked the smoothness that I had enjoyed on her. She also didn’t like entering a jungle. And, as they always say, it looks better that way. So the motivation is easy. Chicks dig it. (Well, not all, so always know your audience).
How do you do it without killing yourself? It isn’t as hard as it seems once you get the hang of it. I use a sharp razor and shaving cream—nothing fancy. There are many devices out there, and I’ve heard good things about them, so if the razor isn’t working for you, try an electric model . For my part, I just hold parts taught with one hand and shave with the other. The left side takes a little longer than the right, but it is time well spent. After doing it a couple times, it gets easier, as I said. Keep it maintained and it’s easier still. I don’t use lotion or aftershave on it, because of the taste (again, know your audience), but I do sometimes put Eros lube on it —tastes great and is slipperier than snot on a glass door knob, as we used to say. Don’t use that expression before sex though. For some reason, it doesn’t work with the ladies.
One other warning (or how to make lemons from lemonade): we’ve had two friends that revealed their complete shaving—no top patch left at all. Neither intended that look. Both had slipped while trying to even things out and had then decided to go all the way. Some like it. If it happens, just go for it. Otherwise, use an electric beard trimmer for the patch, but keep that thing away from your balls. God knows what could get caught in there. I tried it once with a beard trimmer with a less than full charged battery, and I was hoping to catch my dick in my zipper so I could experience less pain. Probably not a good image to end with, so I’ll end instead with Jayme.
Jayme: I will never exclude anyone just because of their pubic reason, but if you send me a pic and it looks like a monkey or a porcupine has attached itself to your ball sack, let’s just say that your chances are diminished. If those balls are smooth, though, I can’t wait to rest them on my chin. Ok, and my tongue.
Good luck,
J&J
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