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Did you see the doctor murder mystery the other night on 48 Hours? The supposed motive for the murder was his wife's discovery of his secret sex life, including--yikes--swinging. They put some of his emails on the screen and they sounded like many we receive from single guys (very oral). The jurors bought this, though he claimed his wife knew what he did.

The bottom line was they wanted all the lurid details so that they could hear some dirty stories, get excited, while acting righteously indignant--the American way. Looking at porn or engaging in the lifestyle seems to be enough for some lawyers to convict you of anything.  Here's the whole story.

Wisconsin Dells Worried about Tacky Behavior
Every been to the Dells? It is home to about five different places claiming to have the world's largest water park, strange "museums," every type of tourist attraction imaginable, and, of course, duck rides and the water show. Family friendly--meaning, parents have your wallets out.

Local news has launched an investigative report looking into a swingers club which threatens to bring down the good name of the Dells. The city is upset. The home of various gaudy nightclubs, rampant fake ID street drinking, and a casino, says it has no room for such things, adding that they aren't "judging."

While everything else in the Dells is behind giant billboards and huge plastic dinosaurs, the swing club is behind a gate in an old recycling building. It could be the only thing in town one has to look for. Read more about this funny story. . .
 

And they think a swing club is dirty.

Here's good news. You can hire a butt double for a fairly reasonable rate. It seems the price of a walk-on butt in the movies is somewhere between 400 and 800 a day. Owen Wilson used one in You, Me, and Dupree. Many women actresses use them. We prefer good lighting. It's all good, well almost, when it's naked.  The story.

July 2006

Vacation plans? A sex theme park is opening in London. No rides. Well, at least not inside.  There are hands-on displays, though, like one of life-sized models that teach you about their erogenous zones. Too bad its only life-sized and not alive.  What can you do. Whole story.

The first annual Sex in Video Games Conference was held last month  in San Francisco. Apparently, there is a growing market of people looking to take their love of porn to an interactive level. If someone can explain to us how this works, please let us know.  Here's the whole story.

More German News:  Prostitutes were cheaper than tickets to the World Cup in Germany. And they wonder why soccer doesn't catch on in the United States. Whole story here. 

June 2006

A swinger by any other name. I have news feeds which key on the word "swinger." Most of the time the articles are sports related. Not that the lifestyle isn't a sport as well. Sometimes the sports lines are as good as anything written about a swing club. Take this one for example in an article about girls' softball: "Kylie's a good slapper and swinger, but she doesn't like making the decision of which one to do."

The same with the keyword butt. Usually it is the same pun on cigarette butts with an occassional "butt of joke" thrown in and an unusual number of public officials with the last name Butt. But what's up with this? "Workout guru David Kirsch will show you some "butt blasting." Yikes. Bet he will. No link--too disturbing to follow.

Those Germans are onto something. Or they were.  A sex shop has broken under the pressure and pulled its line of vibrators named after soccer stars.  Maybe they weren't complimentary.  I would imagine sports stars (from jockeys to Shaq) in America would be flattered.  Imagine the endorsement deals.   Whole story here. 

Blame it on genes. Scientists think that high sex drive has more to do with genetics than anything else. The culprit is the gene D4, which is involved in the brain's reaction to the pleasure chemical dopamine.  Here's the whole story.

Live fast, die young. A new study suggests that men die younger than women because men pursue women. Being active and aggressive to get the ladies is hard on the body (no pun intended).  Whole story.

May 2006

I'm a big butt fan --either way you interpret   it--but I have mixed feelings about the Brazilian butt lift procedure that is becoming very popular. Fat cells are taken from unwanted places and injected into the butt. I guess there is no hope for skinny buttless girls.   Whole story here.  Meanwhile, Ashlee Simpson, the queen of "authentic," says her butt is great because she practices ballet.  What about boxing?

June 10th is bare butt biking day across the world. Ride your bike naked. Most of the official places seem to be in England, but go ahead and start your own.  Excellent dating possibilities. 
   Here's the whole story.

MSNBC asked thousands of people about sex and came up with some predictable answers. Lots of people seem to be uncomfortable, not confident, undesired. . . We were interested in the list of things people were doing to spice it up. The lifestyle didn't seem to come up except in terms of a "threesome." Still some things good enough to quote: 'Sixty-four percent of respondents said they used massage, 59 percent bathed together, 59 percent used lingerie, 54 percent tried a new sexual position, 41 percent went on a romantic getaway, 40 percent used a vibrator, 37 percent watched porn, 34 percent talked about or acted out sexual fantasies, 23 percent had anal sex, 22 percent had sex in public, 21 percent integrated food into sex (e.g. chocolate sauce, whipped cream), 18 percent tried light S&M (e.g. restraints, spanking), 14 percent videotaped themselves having sex or posed for pictures in the nude, and 5 percent engaged in a threesome."   Here's the whole story.

April 2006

No Boom for Boomers:  A recent study finds that there is an easy explanation for the large number of people who report having sex twice a week:  they are lying.  The study found that baby boomers are lucky to get it twice a month.  Lucky.  If one averages in the readers of this site, the average Joe and Jane on the street probably have sex only on their birthday.   Here's the whole story.

Orgasm Frequency: Years ago I stumbled upon a site that claimed certain low frequencies could produce female orgasm.  It is roughly the sound of a Harley idling (which explains a great deal).  Later I found that there were people getting off to a sound on the Star Trek soundtrack.  The debate rages on as to whether this is real or not.  Anyone out there in tune?  Whole story here.

I'm sure this is serious, but
 I can't help but laugh at the headline "Butt Pinching Ghost on the Prowl."  I've had those evenings at the bar myself.  Strange story here..

March 2006

Surprise!
Here's a surprise: The first comprehensive study to report the use of drugs and sex toys to enhance sexual experience found that--now, you won't believe this--they are both pretty common. More than a quarter of the respondents had used a sex toy in the last month and ten percent had used drugs (usually alcohol). Nearly half of those aged 18 to 38 had used a sex toy at some point.  Here's the whole story.

A good sign: We stumbled across an actual straight-forward informational article with no judgmental attitude, crazy ideas, or misconceptions. It simply says what the lifestyle is, the variety of things people do, and what you should ask yourself before jumping in, so to speak. Nice.   Whole story here.

Good to be old:  Men say sex gets better after 50. they were more satisfied
than men in their 30s and 40s, but not as much as those in their 20s. Men in their 70s were just pissed off. The researchers theorize that the 30s and 40s are wrecked by kids and jobs and such. After reading the news, I decided that if I'm happy already, my 50s should be great.  Here's the whole story.

Even the dead can have fun. Former President Richard Nixon has a MySpace account and is listed as a Swinger who enjoys “fighting commie pinkos,” “covering things up” and “not being a crook.”  Be sure to invite him to your next gathering.

Hot Ass Art
Stupid seminars at work? Hire this one instead. Artist Pjae Adams holds “Butt Sketch” seminars at businesses.  Bosses and employees draw each others' butts. “If there was any tension before in the office, it’s gone when I get through with them,” grins Butt Sketch artist Pjae Adams, who captures “posteriors for posterity” in up to 10 cities per month. “Hopefully, they’ll go back to work with a new sense of camaraderie.”   Whole story here.

Good News:
According to a news story, "Sex is no longer taboo in China" (though the population numbers would suggest it has been popular for some time). Apparently, more and more Chinese are signing "sex agreements" before marriage. If their partner doesn't want to do them any longer, they can seek sex elsewhere. This should help tourism. Here's the whole story.

Now the Bad News:  Sex is taboo in Colorado. Rep. Jim Welker has "deep concern" about a sex trade (products not slaves) show being held at the sacred Colorado Convention Center.  Though the show is open to only those 19 and older, Welker is concerned about exposing "impure behavior to our
children." Perhaps he and others there are in a state of arrested development.  Here's the whole story.

Old is Good:
Men say sex gets better after 50. they were more satisfied
than men in their 30s and 40s, but not as much as those in their 20s. Men in their 70s were just pissed off. The researchers theorize that the 30s and 40s are wrecked by kids and jobs and such. After reading the news, I decided that if I'm happy already, my 50s should be great.  Here's the whole story.

Now Philadephia is the latest to join the I hate Swingers clubs Club. Three clubs there have been shut down because they aren't zoned as sex clubs. The problem is, there is no such thing. Apparently, the clubs are so low key, no one even knew they were there. The private sex behind closed doors among consenting adults was too much for the city fathers to bear. More news as it comes. Here's the whole story.

February 2006

Club Clubbings:
Schenectady:  Bob Alexson says he's doing nothing wrong, running a swinger b&b. A very cool looking one, by the way, that has a dungeon room and an "examination table." City officials are being urged to do something about "it." Mayor Brian U. Stratton, a possible dickhead, says he doesn't want this sort of thing going on in his community. Apparently, they need to get rid of the swingers, because they are getting in the way of the city's other pastimes of extramarital affair and general intolerance. They are considering a new zoning category of "preachy."  Here's the whole story.

Now Philadephia is the latest to join the I hate Swingers clubs Club. Three clubs there have been shut down because they aren't zoned as sex clubs. The problem is, there is no such thing. Apparently, the clubs are so low key, no one even knew they were there. The private sex behind closed doors among consenting adults was too much for the city fathers to bear. More news as it comes. Here's the whole story.

Hot Ass Defense
Tucker Carlson, reporter for MSNBC and who wears a bowtie for no apparent reason, had a hard-hitting interview with the lawyer for Dorismar, the Playboy Playmate who was just deported. The lawyer says she should stay in the country because of her "extraordinary ability." Tucker, who wanted an opportunity to show risqué pictures on his show while speaking against them asked the lawyer if someone should be able to stay in our country just because or "having a cute butt." Is that a rhetorical question?  Whole story here.

January 2006

What I am learning from Google is that sex is bad.  Go to Google News and sign up for daily articles with the keyword sex.  Almost every article has "offender" or "crime" directly following the word sex.  No wonder the normal world is so afraid of our group of friends on a Saturday night. 

Nurse Orgy!
In South Africa, five student nurses were expelled for having a wild "sex orgy" in the children's ward.  A mother with her child who witnessed the two women and three men playing doctor turned them in.  The five claim they were "just cuddling."  What is wrong with the world when co-workers can't have a group hug.  Read the original article here.

Sex Talk 101:  In an article entitled "Learning the Language of Sex," a doctor says that too many people try to solve sexual problems with mechanical means (pills primarily).  In reality, the problems aren't biological, but psychological.  Suddenly, we feel very sane.  Read the original article here. 

December 2005

Oh Micky!
Partying swingers upset many soccer moms and dads on NYE in Orlando. The swingers were in town to party, and the soccer players were there to attend a Disney soccer showcase.  Titty flashes and shocked parents resulted.   The soccer players thought it was cool.  The offensive ones in this case? The hotel people who ruined everyone's fun by stupid booking.
 Read the original article here.

A man in Vancouver was refused a chauffeur's license, and he claims it was discrimination over his BDSM lifestyle. He is suing the city and hopes to cause a great deal of pain. The city argues that sexual preference and behavior are different that sexual orientation and thus not protected in discrimination law. The would-be chauffeur and many of us swingers disagree.  
 Read the original article here.

News:  Oh Canada!
Two Montreal swing club owners were given the green light after being accused of shining a red light. Accused of operating a "bawdy" house, the two owners had charges dismissed because the judge realized the obvious: "Entry to the club and participation in the activities were voluntary. No one was forced to do anything or watch anything. No one was paid for sex." There is hope for humanity--in Canada.
 Read the original article here.

In other Canadian swinger news, the winner of Canada's largest lottery jackpot is going through a messy divorce and accuses his wife of abuse and negligence. According to
the article, "[t]here have been broken windows, midnight
police interventions, sordid revelations about swinger
weekends, and an ex-wife who just won't go away." Swinger weekends and broken windows shouldn't be in the same sentence.  Neither should lottery winnings and Canadian dollars, but that's another story.
 Read the original article here.

News:  Britney isn't news and her movie isn't porn.  Her husband is dirty, though, so I guess that's the dirty movie part.  Married people having sex!  Stop the presses!

HotFreakyCpl:  In an article concerning various internet violations at Chicago Public Schools--threatening blogs and the like--one poor guy was mentioned whose profile on Adult Friend Finder was adult found by "someone."  According to the article, a picture of him as "HotFreakyCpl" on a profile that contained explicit sex references (we would hope) and mention of teacher/student role playing fantasies.  He was brought in and admitted that his girlfriend must have done it behind his back.  The profile was removed and no further action was taken.  I suppose we should look for HotFreakyChick now.  Source article here.
 

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