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W e have dreams of swinger subdivisions, swinger corporations, swinger clubs closer to home. We have dreams. One of our most frequently revisited dreams is the early evening swinger get-together.
Here’s the problem with reality: Whether it is a meet and greet, a club, a house party, or even an evening out at a pub or dance club, people don’t seem to be ready to do anything (meaning, have sex) until it is too late to do anything (for us).
Yes, we are day owls, not night owls—if we are owls at all. We wake early, work, take care of household chores. In other words, we are normal people. By the time Friday evening rolls around, we are, understandably, a little tired. If the animals don’t wake us up too early on Saturday morning with their unreasonable demands to eat and go to the bathroom, we might have a little (emphasize little) more energy on Saturday evening, but that too has its limits.
We go to a club. Same scenario. “It really doesn’t get going here until after midnight,” we are told (and by “get going” they mean people will show up). “But it’s a two hour drive home,” we say. The math interferes with our attitude.
We meet a new couple at the bar. If they have kids, it
is easier to get away (find a sitter) a little later, so we meet up
after the kids have gone to bed. Alcohol and attitude take hold just as
last call is sounded. “Do you wanna. . .” Anything that follows that
phrase at two in the morning will not be met with enthusiasm. “Well, we
want to, but. . .”
We probably sound like boring people. That may be the case. When awake,
though, we are generally pretty energetic and sensual. We’re just not as
fun when we’re asleep.
Our perfect evening is as follows: Dinner and drinks 7-9; sex 9-11; home in
bed by midnight.
Or how about Saturday afternoon? Party begins at 2:00; everyone arrives by
2:30; sex from 3-5; we go home and rent a movie.
Ah, the romance of efficiency. Are we wrong?
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