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I remember years ago arguing with my friends over the naming of a giant rock with a more than subtle phallic appearance.  Some of us thought it should be "cock rock."  Others were in the "penis point" camp (well, we weren't actually in a camp called that).  I don't remember which I preferred.  The important thing is that I have remained fascinated by natural things that look like genitalia.  It isn't always a penis, after all.  I saw a fine presentation once which consisted of photographs of things that reminded the artist of female genitalia (peaches, muscles, etc.).  It wasn't necessarily arousing, but it was thought provoking.  Consider with me the following natural wonders:

Exhibit A:  the happy cactus
(roses have thorns; giant penises sometimes have needles)

Exhibit B:  yet another cactus
(maybe the term "prick" comes from pricker)
(is that a blood stain on his pants?)

Exhibit C: a woody
(sure it is upside-down, but the belly button makes it realistic)

Exhibit D:  we hope not
(the spread makes it seem female, but would you get near that?)

Exhibit E:  adam & eve
(you wondered where sap comes from)
 

Exhibit F:  the perfect match
(don't ask me why, but i'd like to hold one in each hand and make them dance)

Exhibit G:  farmer's pocket pussy
(sure you save money, but . . .)

Exhibit H:  the human touch
(both were altered, of course, but this is food with "presentation value")

Single males, single females, a couple couples, but no good nature orgies.  The search must continue. 

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