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A friend of ours asked us what the etiquette was in terms of MFM threesomes. Not "The Rules," but the etiquette. Miss Manners for Sex. He thought we might find the question unusual, naive, or just plain stupid. We thought he was on to something. 
 

Questions about what to do in such situations can't be uncommon.  People know things don't necessary work like they do in pornos, unless, of course, you are lucky enough to bring along a director.  These questions are so strong, they've leaked into popular culture.  In an episode of Friends, Joey and Chandler thought they might be involved in a threesome together. "How does it work?" Chandler asked. He wanted to know how they knew what to do, who went where, etc. Probably too much thought, but not unusual thought.

Here's some

Homophobia: You may have to convince yourself, but you don't have to convince everyone else (it doesn't seem convincing). If your profile says you're straight, or you mention that you're straight, the assumption is that you're straight. Frequent updates of the situation are not necessary.

Example: You chat with a couple or single you find interesting. "I'm straight," you say. "Cool," they say. You begin talking about sexual preferences. "I'm into anything but man on man," you say. "Cool," they say. "I'm not gay," you say. "I get it," they say. "But, really, I don't like dudes," you mention. Ad naseum.

Intended message: I'm not gay.
Received message: This guy is gay. Even if he's not, he seems to have some hang-ups.


Proximity: So, if it is established that the men are in it solely for the pleasure of the woman (in terms of physical contact at least), this still leaves the issue of closeness and incidental contact.

Etiquette: Don't worry about it. If the woman wants the guys close enough to each other to hold both cocks in her hand, don't make her stretch. That is bad form. And, unless you have a four-foot dick, if the woman wants a dp, there will be touching.

Grabbing the other guy's balls and moaning "oooh" without prior consent is probably rude.


Not forgetting the male partner:


Watching, asking, communicating:


Cum: Well, here's the real question. Where to cum.


What if I cum too early?
That's another benefit of having two guys and one woman involved. Besides, there is so much else you can do that will take her focus away from your limp cock (though we doubt it was there in the first place). Hell, there's things you can do that will make her forget about cocks altogether.
 

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